An inspirational speaker said:
"The best days of my life were
the days I spent with another man's wife!"
The audience were in shock and silence.
He added: "...and she is my mother."
A big round of applause and laughter followed.
One man who listened to the speech decided
to crack this at home.
At dinner, he said to his wife:
"The best days of my life were
the days I spent with another man's wife!"
For a moment he tried to recall the second line ..
By the time he regained his senses, he was on a hospital bed,
recovering from burns of hot curry poured by his wife.
MORAL: Don't copy if you cannot paste.
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Aug 27th 2024 at 2:29 PM by PeterWindpowerTE MittasWindpowerTE cool, best of luck and ckeck out my profile where I show anyone to cash out in 10 minutes from now. |
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Dec 2nd 2024 at 1:48 AM by basumitra bandyopadhyay that was hilarious :) |
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